“The Fall Of Jake Paul” Lyrics

[Logan Paul:]
Hey, Jake
I made one phone call
I got the same house as you
The same cars, too
It’s really not that hard
Oh, hey, by the way, welcome to the top, little brother
Feels good, huh?
But let’s not forget how you got here
Ya, yeet!

Little brother Jakey try to roast me? (what?)
Little brother standing on his own two feet? (not for long)
I’m a dog, you’re a puppy, call you Kong (arf!)
Let’s talk about your garbage that you call a song (trash)

It should be every other day, just some strong advice
I made you famous once, it’s about to happen twice
Yeah, you on Disney, but who helped you read all your lines (that’s me)
Don’t forget, boy, you were my shadow on Vine

Now you got a few subscribers, and you think that you’re the shit
I’ll admit, you got money, you got bars, you got chicks
But you’re a dick
You ain’t thankful for your fans, it’s kinda funny
Do your investors know Team 10 ain’t making any money?

See, it starts with the talent, but it’s hard when you got none
I think you kinda salty ’cause I’m the favorite son
I’m a maverick, you’re a sidekick, yeah, I brought you to LA
If there’s one thing you should know
You don’t fuck with the Logang

[Why Don’t We:]
Hold up, I’ma throw up
Looking at your face you don’t know what it means to glow up
Tryna dance and acting class
It’s doing nothing now you try to rap (come on, hold up)
Catch the flow, you can’t, oh no
Maybe Team 10’s got it
I mean, that’s how you grow
But you still can’t sell out any shows
No, you still can’t find some matching clothes

[Logan Paul:]
Ya, yeet!

[Why Don’t We:]
You’re just killing the vibe, yeah (fact)
You ain’t doing it right, yeah (double fact)
Tryna play ball with the dogs
You don’t know what you’ve done
You just ruined your life, yeah
You’re killing the vibe, yeah
You ain’t doing it right, yeah
Tryna play ball with the dogs
You don’t know what you’ve done
You just ruined your life, yeah

[Logan Paul:]
What happened, Jake?
Man, we used to love each other
After all, we came from the same mother
Biologically, you know that makes us brothers
So much negativity, it really makes me wonder (why?)

I feel like you just need a maverick shirt
(Link in description!)
When you insult me, Jakey, it really hurts
Sometimes I wish my real brother was Dirk
(Disney!)
But now I gotta go and put you in the dirt

Yo, wait, hold up
Hold up, why’d the music stop?

Uh oh, that’s Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my… team
Those cars ain’t yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg ’cause she knew you weren’t loaded

I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You’re tryna be a model, should’ve kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video ’bout who’s the better kisser

Is it called Team 10 ’cause you take 10% of your friends? (that’s fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that’s also a fact)
Are you mad just ’cause you couldn’t sign the Dolans? (they’re smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)

It’s everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I’m a savage, you are average, I’m a beast, I’m going wild
This song will be the death of you, I’m ’bout to be an only child