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Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Tinder on my phone, I can do this all night (Yeah) What's your age? What's your snap? Your location? Are you funny? Are you chill? Can you hold a conversation? (God I hate men) It'd be nice if someone financed my vacation Compensation I got lots of bills, can you help me pay 'em? (Venmo me) I'm just kidding, I know that we're all hella broke. That's why I'd be ok with someone that's hella woke I got no damn matches but a bitch can hella hope This guy will prob'ly throw me in a damn cellar, nope! All these "hey there"'s got me bored (Ugh) Left on read, I've been ignored (ugh) F*ck this shitty GIF keyboard (Woo) Upload new pic with face contoured With my potato-ass face its always time for cat-fishing A coffee date on you would be bitchin Wanna lie 'bout how we met? Well I ain't snitchin We can do it in the bed, or in the kitchen Just delete it, I know that it is the right thing (Ugh) But will I miss the super-liking? (Ugh) But the attention's so inviting (Oops) And now my ass is back to swiping Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Tinder on my phone, I can do this all night (Yeah) Swipe left, left, left, left, and left again My standards always high, cause that's where they always been I'm a delusional lookin' loser four looking for a ten Long as I leave my fucking house I call that shit a win Super-like Left, left Super-like (Right, Left) Wait, chill out Remember super-liking ain't best It makes your dumb-ass seem Desperate And needy Just go watch some TV Go watch something cheesy Turn on Brooklyn Nine-Nine You know that shit's a banger Watch Andy Samburg make an arrest, a misdemeanor Stoppin danger Piggy throwing crooks inside the clanger Shenanigans happens again, Captain Holt has got some anger I'm on the couch I'm zoning out It's some classic disassociation Briefly contemplate some late night masturbation Decide against it, I'll just wait to do some fornication Like the LDS church and the state, my phone and I have got no separation I just need to put the fuckin phone down Put that shit on silent So that shit don't make a sound After thirty minutes, guess just what your bitch has found Tinder's up and loading on my fucking phone now Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Tinder on my phone, I can do this all night (Yeah) I've been searching I've been working Trying hard to find some matches I'm so awkward Not a talker Social skills are out of practice I'll keep going I'll keep hoe-ing Hope to find someone to tap this I may be a bad bitch But I ain't one filled with Malice I'm a chalice Waiting to be recognized as a holy grail I'm a soft bean And emotionally frail I want my clothes 100 percent off like a fucking sale But until then I'll just keep on swiping, hell Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Tinder on my phone I can do this all night yeah Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Left, right Left, left, left, right Tinder on my phone, I can do this all- Wait, shit. I'm out of likes F*ck paying for Tinder Gold though