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Nathan B
All my friends are immature We make fart noises (Fart noises) When I sit my bottom down I make fart noises (Fart noises) When I cover up a fart I make cough noises (Fart noises) When I'm doing something wrong I make fart noises (Fart noise) People always tell me Act your age I am I'm a thirty-one-year-old Grown man, damn Got a mortgage on my name And a full-time job My health kind of sucks And I got a dad bod My stocks are looking grim My retirement is stark I got money on my mind But my mind is on farts If that's not proof I don't even want to see it Fart noise onomatopoeia Fart Yeah, yeah, farts are funny Don't deny it Insert joke here if you deny it You supplied it Don't be ashamed Need to fart? be my guest Better make the house quake I want to feel it in my chest Let er rip that ass Rip that ass tasty Run for the door When I yell safety If it don't hit my nose Like an A-bomb I'm a beat it back in you Should've yelled door knob All my friends are immature We make fart noises (Fart noises) When I sit my bottom down I make fart noises (Fart noises) When I cover up a fart I make cough noises (Fart noises) When I'm doing something wrong I make fart noises (Fart noise) Ladies let it Rip My momma always told me women Don't fart, they piff Some poot or toot or whiff But never gas The world is the stage Gas clap that ass No matter how you pass There's no difference In your car at the house What's your preference In front of your man An intestine medley Clinch your butt tight Make it silent but deadly Stench up my nose It's for the boys I'll play along too With my own fart noise My friends understand We all got booties I'll gas the couch Playing call of duty Uh oh duty calls Now get out my way That fart was a honk Off the poop highway Hung huh Hung hung yeah Much better now my stomach Doesn't hurt as bad All my friends are immature We make fart noises (Fart noises) When I sit my bottom down I make fart noises (Fart noises) When I cover up a fart I make cough noises (Fart noises) When I'm doing something wrong I make fart noises (Fart noise) If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound Would you smell it before you heard it? What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past Why doesn't Chuck Norris Fart? Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris Did you just fart? Because you blew me away How do you say fart in German? Far-from-poopin I hope you didn't pay for this song Because it stinks for real Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken next to her farted All my friends are immature We make fart noises (Fart noises) When I sit my bottom down I make fart noises (Fart noises) When I cover up a fart I make cough noises (Fart noises) When I'm doing something wrong I make fart noises (Fart noise) All my friends are immature We make fart noises (Fart noises) When I sit my bottom down I make fart noises (Fart noises) When I cover up a fart I make cough noises (Fart noises) When I'm doing something wrong I make fart noises (Fart noise)