“Help Me Help You” Lyrics

—Yo.
—Yo, you coming to the party?
—No, bro, she is taking forever.
—Bro, it’s almost over.
—Yeah, I know, bro.
—So, you coming to the party?
—No, bro, I’m not coming to the par—
—”Babe!”
—I gotta go.

[Why Don’t We:]
What do I wear?
I only told you twelve times
The first dress that you put on is still your best find
We’ve been sitting in this dressing room for hours
I need a break, baby, I don’t have the brainpower

When you ask me my opinion
I’m always sure to be your minion
Girl, you’re kinda like long division
Everything is difficult
Help me help you…

[Logan Paul & Why Don’t We:]
Girl, what you trying to do
‘Cause I don’t got a clue?
No, I ain’t no Scooby Doo
(Help me help you)
‘Cause I’m hungrier than you
I just wanna get some food
And you about to kill my mood
(Help me help you)
“Do these jeans make me look fat?”
Yeah I know you want the answer
But I’m smart, and that’s a trap
(Help me help you)
Oh, and here’s a random fact
You still got my favorite hoodie
And you need to give it back

[Why Don’t We:]
It ain’t that I ain’t calling back
It’s just you said you needed space
And so I’m staying out your way
It ain’t that I ain’t got your back
But you went out of your way
To make that “k” a lowercase

When you ask me my opinion
I’m always sure to be your minion
Girl, you’re kinda like long division
Everything is difficult
Help me help you…

[Logan Paul & Why Don’t We:]
Girl, what you trying to do
‘Cause I don’t got a clue?
No, I ain’t no Scooby Doo
(Help me help you)
‘Cause I’m hungrier than you
I just wanna get some food
And you about to kill my mood
(Help me help you)
“Do these jeans make me look fat?”
Yeah I know you want the answer
But I’m smart, and that’s a trap
(Help me help you)
Oh, and here’s a random fact
You still got my favorite hoodie
And you need to give it back

[Logan Paul:]
Baby girl, when I ask you if there’s a problem
Don’t tell me you’re fine I know you’re not fine
I just don’t understand you, you steal the covers and then you want me to cuddle you are you hot or are you cold?
Don’t ask me if I think another girl is cute. That’s a loaded question
What are you doing? What are you trying to do? What are you trying to make me girl?
We are on the same team, so just, just, please, please just listen to me and hear what I have to say, baby girl…
(Help me help you)

—OK, I get it, I completely get it.
—Yeah?
—Yeah, I mean you did all of this for me.
—I did, yeah: the band was expensive, the helipad’s really expensive, but I think it was definitely worth it.
—Thanks, babe.
—Yeah, of course.
—I just—um—I just have one more question.
—OK, yeah.
—What do you really think about these jeans? I mean I didn’t know when I was getting ready this morning if I do it with a longer jacket…
(Help me help you)