“He Don’t Exist” Lyrics

Girl I hate to have to be the one to ruin your plans
It’s unrealistic what you’re looking for in a man
I may not be perfect but I can love you perfectly
You know what you want but you don’t know what you need
Good sex, monogamous, keeps all of his promises, handsome and tall-blonds, no kids,
I think you outta see a psychiatrist
Bank account got a figure 6
Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent
The only problem is, he don’t exist

I think you need the invisible man
So you can never see his flaws and mistakes
Better come get this lovin’ while you can
Waitin’ to hit the jackpot, grand prize sweepstakes
When sentimental friends wanna try to tell you how to feel
Making you believe there’s something out there that ain’t real
Don’t need no alarm ya, no prince coming to charm ya
And the perfect man you’re waiting for, he don’t exist
Oh, la la la ahh

Sorry to shatter your perfect picture of love
This ain’t no movie, ain’t no director yelling cut,
Everyone’s an actor, you gotta stick to the script
You wanna fairy tale but they just don’t exist

You wanna knight in shining armor
Hero that come to save ya
Fly through the sky line, red cape, baby let me set the record straight
If you don’t know what to settle for, you’ll lose it all
Cause he just don’t exist

I think you need the invisible man
So you can never see his flaws and mistakes
Better come get this lovin’ while you can
Waiting to hit the jackpot, grand-prize, sweepstakes
When sentimental friends wanna try to tell you how to feel
Making you believe there’s something out there that ain’t real
Don’t need no alarm ya, no prince coming to charm ya
And the perfect man you’re waiting for, he don’t exist

All that time that you’re spending, looking for happy ending
Baby we can start with us
Subtract all of the baggage and maybe we can manage
A life that equals up to love
We’ll never know the visions, I’ll play my position
Be patient baby no need to rush
If you want the most with the dose, let me coast
You bout’ to miss out on this
Cause he don’t exist