Donovan Pugh & Noah Buechler – I’m Not Gay Lyrics

Aye, yo, I am not gay
I think I would rather go jump in a lake
Aye, yo, my homie ain't gay
If it ain't a girl then it isn't a date
Aye, bro, What did you say
Just stop all these rumors and go take a break
Aye, yo, what can I say
Yeah, what can I say
Aye, yo, what can I say
To prove to all of you that I am just straight
Aye, yo, what can I say?
It may seem like it but I don't like to hate
Aye, yo, please stay away
If you are a dude then don't ask me to date
Aye, yo, what can I say
Yeah, I am not gay
I woke up this morning and had a big hope
That all of these haters could just take a joke
They're pretty stupid but they think they are woke
They think that I'm gay but I've gotta say nope
Got me so stressed out I might need to smoke
But I don't do that I stay holy like pope
I'm sure I can find some other ways to cope
But for now I'll just sit back and sip on some coke
No not that white stuff, talkin' bout cola
Flow so contagious, just like ebola
Met this girl today, think her name's Lola
I think she's Spanish, should I say hola
Aye, I wanna be more than just friends
Aye, let's walk down the street and hold hands
Now you're included in all of my plans
Wait a second, I think Lola is trans
Nope, delete your calls and your texts
Nope, leave her and on to the next
Or should I say him, I'm so perplexed
Look what you did Lola, now I'm just stressed
Nope, told you I do not want sex
Nope, take off my shirt for the flex
Nope, now I need to see you less
Block your number now I might get some rest
Aye
If you are gay, get out of my way
I'm gonna pray that you'll stay away
If you are gay, please don't say hey
Aye, I am not gay
But you think that I play
So I came here to say
That I am not gay
Aye, yo, I am not gay
I think I would rather go jump in a lake
Aye, yo, my homie ain't gay
If it ain't a girl then it isn't a date
Aye, bro, What did you say
Just stop all these rumors and go take a break
Aye, yo, what can I say
Yeah, what can I say
Aye, yo, what can I say
To prove to all of you that I am just straight
Aye, yo, what can I say?
It may seem like it but I don't like to hate
Aye, yo, please stay away
If you are a dude then don't ask me to date
Aye, yo what can I say
Yeah, I am not gay
Can't keep taking all these false accusations
Might take a flight cause I need a vacation
I am not gay so just stop the flirtation
No and I do not feel any temptation
Trust me I do not want same-sex relation
When you ask me all I feel is frustration
Seems like I'm hating but I am just saying
I am just not with this new generation
My second cousin just came out the closet
I hope he's happy but I think he lost it
I was just talking about my deposits
Then he just brings up a friend who's named Thomas
Thomas is gay, what a surprise
I already told you I do not date guys
I am not gay, not a disguise
Why would I front just to tell you some lie
Look man I really don't mean to sound rude
But why you tryna hook me up with a dude
God no I do not wanna see him nude
Stop before you cause a family feud
Aye, please just let me eat my food
Talking to myself, please don't intrude
Aye, so to conclude
Talking about this is killing my mood
Aye
If you are gay, get out of my way
I'm gonna pray that you'll stay away
If you are gay, please don't say hey
Aye, I am not gay
But you think that I play
So I came here to say
That I am not gay