“The Llama Song” Lyrics

Happy llama
Sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama llama

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It’s me, bitch

Yes, I am that llama
That llama you despise
With those big ass eyes
And them luscious thighs
I mean, yes look at me I’m that l-l-a-m-a that doesn’t even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama
Sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama
Drama llama
Big fat mama llama

Back to the basics
I’m that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama
Mama, llama
Mama, llama
Llama, llama
Mama, llama
Hold up! Wait a minute

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diam…