Fred Head – I Think I Just Shit my Pants Lyrics

I got somethin' to say
I can't hold it any longer
It wouldn't come out this way
If my ass sphincter was a little stronger
Oh, I
Yeah, I
I think I just shit my pants
Oh, I
Yeah, I
I just shit my pants
Waitin' by the door
For you I would wait forever
Your make-up's takin' too long
Now my bowels are starting to quiver
Oh, I
Yeah, I
I think I just shit my pants
Oh, I
Yeah, I
I just shit my pants
Now holdin' it ain't easy
The things I do for you
Ooh
You say "honey, why don't you please me?"
I say "because I'm holdin' a number 2"
Yeah
And number 2 means poo
Yeah number 2 means poo